Zeros

Is Roblox Down? A Slightly Unhinged Investigation Hey!  I'm not saying I've refreshed the login scree n seventeen times in the last four minutes, but I'm also not not saying that. You know what I mean? Like when Sabrina Carpenter drops a surprise single at midnight, and Spotify crashes ? Except this is worse. So much worse. Because Roblox is DOWN, my friends . Or is it? Maybe it's just me. Maybe I'm the problem. Maybe I'm the drama. But probably not because I checked Twitter — sorry, I meant X —and everyone's losing their absolute minds!  Someone compared it to the great PlayStation Network outage of 2011 . Someone else said it's like when Ticketmaster crashed during the Eras Tour presale. Both valid references. Both were deeply traumatic. Here's the thing about being an adult who plays Roblox : you don't tell people . It's like admitting you still know all the words to What Makes You Beautiful . We carry these secrets. We b...