Zeros

Sabrina Carpenter’s Scandalous Summer : “Espresso,” “Manchild,” and a Country Curveball with Dolly If Titanic Sinclair and Taylor Swift had a brainchild and named her Sabrina Carpenter, we’d all be sipping “Espresso” with a shot of side-eye. Let’s get one thing straight: Sabrina isn’t just having a moment—she is the moment. With a summer soundtrack that could burn through your SPF 50, she’s taking over playlists, timelines, and tabloids with the reckless finesse of a pop princess who knows exactly what she’s doing. Let’s start with the caffeine bomb that started it all— “Espresso.” This chart-climber isn’t just on the Billboard Hot 100; it owns the beach club, the Bluetooth speaker, and the brainwaves of anyone who’s been caught in the delicious trap of its sun-drenched chorus. It's flirty. It's bratty. It's got the energy of a girl who ghosted you and your therapist. She's singing about how you're still obsessed while she's already on vacation with you...