Zeros

The PI Coin Comedy Hour : A Cautionary Tale of Digital Disillusionment Picture this: You're sitting in your dorm room, armed with nothing but a laptop, a half-eaten bag of Cheetos, and the unshakeable belief that you're about to revolutionize the entire financial system. Welcome to the origin story of approximately 73% of all cryptocurrency projects, including our star of the show: PI Coin . The Academic Exodus Express Here's a pattern that's become as predictable as cafeteria food poisoning: Bright-eyed college students launch their "revolutionary" crypto project, milk it for some impressive LinkedIn credentials, then vanish faster than free pizza at a student union meeting. They're off to pursue their master's degrees while their digital babies are left crying in the corner of the internet, presumably being picked up by whoever happens to be passing by – Russians, your neighbor's tech-savvy teenager, or that guy who still insists NFT...