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So About That OSU-Michigan Game... Look , I'm not mad about it. I'm just disappointed. Actually, no— I'm tired . Because here we are on Sunday, still reading about a game that happened yesterday, and for what? Because someone on your fantasy roster happened to be breathing near a football field in Ann Arbor  while Juventus was playing at the exact same time?  Priorities, folks . But let's talk about it . Ohio State won 27-9, which is both exactly what the spread predicted and somehow still felt like watching paint dry. And yet, there was literally a snowstorm. This is The Game™ , where weather becomes a character and everyone pretends they know what Hang On Sloopy  is really about. (Spoiler alert: you don't , but the people doing snow angels on the field afterward definitely have an opinion.) The Buckeyes snapped their four-game losing streak to Michigan , which—if you've been paying attention to college football, and let's be honest, you hav...