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Remember the last Penn State scandal? Joe Paterno on the sidelines, a sea of white shirts in the student section, and that classic college movie vibe straight out of Animal House ? You know, togas, pep rallies, and maybe a little too much cheap beer? Well, hold onto your letterman jackets , because the latest headlines coming out of Happy Valley sound less like a nostalgic John Hughes film and more like a wild episode of Miami Vice colliding with Breaking Bad . If you have not seen the news yet , authorities have uncovered an alleged cocaine trafficking operation tied to members of a Penn State fraternity, and the details are absolutely jaw-dropping . We are not talking about a scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High where someone is passing something in the parking lot. According to reports from NBC News , this was an alleged large-scale operation, and one of the young men involved reportedly thought his arrest was a prank at first. A prank ! As if Ashton Kutcher ...