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The French Connection : How Your Retirement Got Hooked on Digital Smack Remember The French Connection ? That gritty 1971 masterpiece where Gene Hackman chases heroin smugglers through the Métro, under cars, into the grimy underbelly of international drug trafficking? Well, mes amis , I have news: nearly 20% of you are now living in that movie. Except instead of hiding pure heroin in a Lincoln Continental, you're hiding Bitcoin in your portfolio allocation, and nobody—especially not your bank manager—wants to talk about where it really came from. Let's be clear : your retirement fund isn't being turbocharged by some visionary understanding of blockchain technology. It's being propped up by the financial equivalent of street-corner product that nobody can quite explain, everyone's afraid to refuse, and absolutely no one is certain won't disappear in a police raid. Digital assets! Cryptocurrencies! It sounds so much cleaner than, " wildly specu...