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The Exchanger: How a 22-Year-Old Washed $263 Million in Stolen Digital Assets Evan Tangeman wasn't the one making the calls or picking the locks — he was the man who made the money disappear . Now he faces nearly six years in federal prison. Every large-scale digital currency theft needs someone to solve a fundamental problem: the money is hot, traceable on-chain, and utterly useless until it isn't . That's where Evan Tangeman came in. Known online as E , Tate , and most tellingly, Evan|Exchanger , the 22-year-old Newport Beach resident served as the financial plumbing for a multi-state criminal enterprise that, between October 2023 and May 2025 , stole more than $263 million in digital assets from victims across the United States . The enterprise itself was a sprawling, compartmentalized operation — database hackers, social engineers posing as customer support agents , physical burglars targeting hardware wallets, and organizers coordinating it all. It grew, a...