🚧 Oh Lord, Won't You Buy Me a Mercedes Benz? My Friends All Drive Porsches, I Must Make Amends🚦
The Billion-Dollar Side Hustle A 927-page disclosure form, one very generous royalty arrangement, and the quiet dread of doing the math . So here's a number to consider: $1.4 billion . That's roughly what landed in Donald Trump's pocket from digital-currency ventures in 2025 alone, according to the annual financial disclosure his own ethics office released this week . For comparison, Joe Biden's final disclosure ran eleven pages. Trump's ran 927. I don't know what to do with that information except to state it repeatedly. The bulk of it traces back to two places. First, the meme token launched three days before his inauguration, spiked to over $74 within a day, and now trades around $1.67 — a fact that should haunt everyone who bought at the top. Trump himself doesn't profit from that price collapse; he profits from royalties on every sale, regardless of whether the buyer wins or loses . That royalty stream alone brought in over $635 million ...