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The Great Cryptocurrency Non-Panic of October 2025 If you caught wind of the "massive" digital currency liquidation on October 10th, 2025, and felt your stomach drop— relax . What actually happened is a perfect example of how mainstream coverage of digital assets can turn ordinary market activity into apocalyptic headlines. Here's what really went down: Vitalik Buterin , Ethereum's co-founder (yes, that's the " impossible to spell " name), sold a bunch of meme coins that had been sent to his wallet. This is something he does regularly. Projects airdrop tokens to his address for publicity, and he typically sells them and donates the proceeds to charity. It's not a secret strategy or a market manipulation—it's housekeeping. Meanwhile, significant trading volume occurred on exchanges, particularly in South Korea . The internet, as it does, lost its collective mind. The PEPE memecoin community held what they called a " funeral ...

Will Ethereum Tank? A Deep Dive into the Vitalik Vanishing Act Look, I'm going to level with you: every single person holding ETH right now is secretly praying for a massive tank. Not because we're masochists (well, not primarily), but because a proper crash means we get to spend the next six months doing what we do best—obsessively analyzing the, " second blockchain according to canon, " while pretending we understand what " gas fees " actually represent in the grand cosmic scheme of things. But first, can we address the elephant in the room? Where is Vitalik Buterin ?  Remember when you couldn't scroll through crypto Twitter for thirty seconds without seeing that distinctive profile picture? The man was everywhere—conferences, podcasts, Medium posts written in that distinctively earnest tone that made you feel simultaneously enlightened and confused. Now? Radio silence . Did he finally get a real job? Is he working at a Starbucks in Ot...