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There are certain moments in sports highlights where reality bends so hard it feels like somebody slipped something into the India Pale Ale  22-ounce draft. (In a move that sounds less like NFL strategy and more like a late-night FM radio caller ranting over the outro to White Rabbit ...) The Pittsburgh Steelers have apparently re-signed Aaron Rodgers . Re-signed him . Which implies incorrectly that we all remembered he was here in the first place. Hello, older pop radio listeners; you've been through a lot. You survived disco backlash, the transition from vinyl to CDs, and the horrifying realization that classic rock stations now play Nirvana . But asking America to emotionally process Aaron Rodgers in Pittsburgh is an AI bridge too far. Half the city still talks about Terry Bradshaw like he’s warming up in the parking lot. The other half is trying to remember if Rodgers already played a season here, or if that was just a peyote vision during a weather delay. An...