🏆I Wish I Was a Little Bit Taller; I Wish I Was a Baller⚽️
Wait, WHAT? Tether Just Bid How Much for Juve?! Okay, so let me get this straight. I wake up on a Friday morning, make coffee , scroll through my phone, and see that a cryptocurrency company just submitted a binding €1.1 billion all-cash offer to buy the beloved Juventus Football Club . I'm sorry, WHAT? Tether . The company behind USDT , that stablecoin thing your cousin who keeps you up-to-date about Bitcoin has been mentioning. THAT Tether just waltzed in and said, " Hey Agnelli family, we'd like to purchase your 65.4% stake in one of the most storied football clubs in history, thanks very much ." And they're prepared to invest another billion euros on top of that if the deal goes through. I had to read it three times. Then four. I'm still reading it. Now, here's where it gets even more surreal. Paolo Ardoino , Tether's CEO, grew up watching Juventus and says the club taught him about commitment, resilience, and responsibility. He...