🗓 And It's Too Late, Baby, Now It's Too Late, Though We Really Did Try to Make It 🐢
What in the Monkey Heck Is Happening at Ichikawa Zoo? Let us take a moment — a long, bewildered, slack-jawed moment — to absorb what has transpired at the Ichikawa City Zoo in Chiba Prefecture, just outside Tokyo , because the facts of this story read like a fever dream generated by a group chat that has lost all contact with civilization . You know Punch . If you've been anywhere near the internet this spring, you've likely heard of Punch . The baby Japanese macaque was abandoned by his mother shortly after birth at Ichikawa City Zoo, and zookeepers, after experimenting with rolled-up towels and other substitutes, settled on an IKEA orangutan plushie as his emotional support companion . The internet collectively shattered. Zoo attendance jumped more than 100,000 visitors year-over-year, reaching the highest annual total since the park opened in 1987 . Punch became a global phenomenon — a small, abandoned primate clutching a stuffed toy while the rest of his tro...