Zeros

The Lizard Got Here First Both climbed through our windows looking for crumbs. One got a velvet cushion. The other got a broom! Here is something worth thinking about on a warm afternoon when you have nowhere particular to be: Cats and lizards are, in the broad sweep of natural history, doing basically the same job. They are both heat-seekers. They are both hunters of small things. They both figured out, somewhere along the evolutionary timeline, that human dwellings were warm, generously stocked with insects and rodents, and only intermittently guarded . They both climbed in through the window . And yet one of them is currently sleeping on a cashmere throw in an air-conditioned apartment with its own Instagram account, and the other one is a problem you call a guy about. It does make you wonder what the meeting was like. At some point in ancient history — Egypt, probably, since Egypt gets credit for most of the things that happened before anyone was writing th...