🚦Don't Go Breaking My Heart. I Couldn't If I Tried.🎈
The Browns Lost to Themselves (Again) : A Sports Tragedy in Orange and Brown Look, I watch sports. I yell at the TV. I know what a touchdown is (the good points). But nothing prepared me for the existential crisis that is the Cleveland Browns losing to the Baltimore Ravens . Because here's the thing: the Ravens are the Browns. Or were. Or something. It's complicated, like explaining why I still watch even though I feel nothing inside. The Great Cleveland Betrayal of 1995 Once upon a time, the Cleveland Browns existed. They had fans, a stadium, and presumably some players who knew how to throw the oblong ball. Then in 1995, their owner, Art Modell, decided Cleveland wasn't good enough for him and moved the entire franchise to Baltimore. Just packed up the team like someone fleeing their apartment at 3 AM to avoid the landlord. But here's where it gets weird (weirder?) : Cleveland got to keep the Browns name, colors, and history . Baltimore had to rebrand a...